jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

nyctophiilia:

my all time favorite thing anyone has ever said

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

wifried:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

it took me 3 seconds to reblog this

one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
me: wingardium levifuckyou

impalafulloffandoms:

shoutout to those people who read gay fanfic in class

jaseon:

Beautiful.

HW